Shark Tank

By Sharky

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True tales of IT life, fresh every weekday. Got a story of useless users, hapless bosses, clueless vendors or adventures in the IT trenches? Tell Sharky!

Opinion

Flashback Friday: Huh, you know what really bothers me?

The perils of being considerate.

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Wayback Wednesday: There’s always a smart aleck around

And they are so helpful on the help desk.

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All together now

Ah, the joys of the infinite loop.

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Memory-Lane Monday: Wherefore art thou CIO?

He’s a rose by any other name.

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Flashback Friday: Oh, did I say 30 DAYS?

Well, it seemed like a month already.

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Wayback Wednesday: Priorities

You’re forgetting: We have two printers but only one foosball table.

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We’ll fix this, inshallah

There’s just one little problem first.

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Memory-Lane Monday: I guess looks are everything

Ugly hardware ends up in Siberia.

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Flashback Friday: How about a shark?

And not a kid-friendly one.

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Wayback Wednesday: Survival of the fittest, hardware division

I can haz all the bits?

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Now let’s guess what fish’s new password is

Or maybe we shouldn’t go there.

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Memory-Lane Monday: It’s in the cards

But is the deck rigged?

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Flashback Friday: He does have a knack for simplifying things

Well, it might be better to say oversimplifying.

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Wayback Wednesday: If it was, it sure isn’t now

And I think I used to be taller.

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Always ask the obvious first.

There’s no such thing as a dumb question, right?

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Memory-Lane Monday: Harder_than_it_looks, apparently

I’m an engineer, not a typist!

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Flashback Friday: You’re dragging us down

We prefer data that tells us what we want to hear.

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Wayback Wednesday: We call her Pointy Harriet

It’s a happy ending after all.

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Everyone, learn this chant

If only things could be this easy.

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Memory-Lane Monday: The glass kind

And it’s leaking water, not memory.

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