Shark Tank

By Sharky

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True tales of IT life, fresh every weekday. Got a story of useless users, hapless bosses, clueless vendors or adventures in the IT trenches? Tell Sharky!

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Memory-Lane Monday: The glass kind

And it’s leaking water, not memory.

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Flashback Friday: Just don’t say a word to the bank

And pray we don’t get hacked.

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Wayback Wednesday: He’ll figure it out

Just point him in the right direction

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The secret

It’s Coding 101.

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Memory-Lane Monday: Self-inflicted

Things like this do tend to happen at 3:00 in the morning.

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Flashback Friday: Color me confounded

To him, it was the grayest of them all.

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Wayback Wednesday: What makes that guy SYSTEM so great?

With privileges come responsibilities — but not wisdom.

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Tell me if this starts to hurt

Or should we use something other than your head?

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Memory-Lane Monday: Now, that’s excitement

The things you can learn by chance.

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Flashback Friday: What’s 24,000 pages in the bigger scheme of things?

Probably a big chunk of a tree.

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Wayback Wednesday: Just leave it to the numbers guys, OK?

Because IT doesn’t know beans about counting beans.

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Never heard of him

Oh, he’s not a him? Never heard of her or them either.

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Memory-Lane Monday: As it was, no encryption was needed

You have to admit, this was better than finding out the hard way.

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Flashback Friday: No worries, we’ve already solved that problem more expensively

We’re sure those cables will come in handy some day.

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Wayback Wednesday: Fun with numbers

And with upper management, too.

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But you all seemed so happy with my progress

You should have been specific about what you wanted.

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Memory-Lane Monday: We prefer the term ‘custom-built’

It has that rough-hewn look.

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Flashback Friday: NOW they get some edge?

Giving people just what they want can backfire.

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Wayback Wednesday: Four-letter words

But making the list would have been so much fun!

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That’s a very strange church

Let’s go to the video, shall we?

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